How to insult someone like Shakespeare.
Heh. Pushing “Insult me again” can get rather addicting. We have a set of word magnets for constructing do-it-yourself Shakespearean insults, but we’ve never come up with any as biting as these from Will himself:"Thou craven full-gorged baggage!" (what a creative way to call someone a fat coward)"Thou mammering knotty-pated bladder!" (pretty much covers all the angles, doesn’t it?) "Thou droning pox-marked canker-blossom!" (particularly cutting for high school science geeks with acne)"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!" (could an insult sound more refined that that?)I think this is the winner, though, for sheer punch:"Thou puking fat-kidneyed death-token!" How could any sensitive soul recover from that one?
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